Greetings readers. This is your mad scientist speaking, welcoming you aboard the good ship Pages to type. We're ready to get underway, so so I'll need you to turn off your cyborgs and blow out the pilot lights in your jetpacks for the duration of the flight. We're charted out a fairly smooth flight this month, but reality is a pain in the butt, so it's likely we'll hit turbulence midflight. Which we've planned for, so let's just get off the ground and see what happens.
Once again we thank you for choosing to fly with us today and we hope you enjoy your flight. Oh yes, and when all else fails, please remember to focus on the bright red poster emblazoned on every bulkhead.
And if that fails, remember what William Shakespeare said at the top of every play: Sit down, shut up and hang on (or something like that, he might've phrased it differently).
Track my progress and read each chapter as it's written by clicking the helpful reminder from Her Mechanical Majesty found below...